Just another dreamer

What can I say? I'm just me.

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Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull


My mom always told me they were originally political jokes and she didn’t like that so she made them about Jesus instead. #irony

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"She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station" is my favorite for three reasons.  1. It’s a receipt to us, but to that kid, it was apparently something very, very important.  2. The kid’s full body cry reaction. 3. The mom’s face (that’s my favorite reason).

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