you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
…all of them.
You know what language I love? Welsh.
can you not
you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-